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kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

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I’m not ashamed to admit that I regularly set my alarm so I can wake up in the middle of the night to finish my gigs on Kim K: Hollywood. You don’t get to be A-List (like me) by being a slacker (: sweetie

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spangeborb:

after some deliberation and soul-searching, i named my kim kardashian character i just pooped myself. this is what i’ve been doing instead of my research paper— taking screenshots and laughing hysterically. i’m 5 years old

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wartortles:

Destroy all idiots 2kForever

wartortles:

Destroy all idiots 2kForever

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"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."

— Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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thequeenraccoon:

MY LIFE AS A TOUR GUIDE AT SSU.

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Not tryna brag but I’m B-list now

Not tryna brag but I’m B-list now

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kimkayhoolywood:

Bitch please

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brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

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trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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ohthankheaven:

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